Oh, it starts out innocent enough....
Still looking quite sedate and sophisticated here...
Somehow, before the night's done, it always turns into this!
The most important accessory, perfectly color coordinated.
(Happy Birthday, Lisa!)
Am I on the prowl again, you ask?
Is the Pope Catholic?
Fortunately, we have a "don't ask, don't tell" policy around here...
...yeah, that's what he thinks!
Like we've always said, we keep things pretty relaxed here at MOM's.
The ultimate Regulator spotting!
The unfortunate outcome of a chivalrous gesture
Psst!
The secret's out: by night he works for tips.
